The Life of a Ladybug

live with intention. walk to the edge. listen hard. practice wellness. play with abandon. laugh. choose with no regret. continue to learn. appreciate your friends. do what you love. live as if this is all there is. -mary anne radmacher

Thursday, March 16, 2006

There's no jerk worse than an old jerk.

On the way up from the cafeteria, this older dude who runs one of the building's convenience stores, ran up as the door to the elevator was closing and tried to fling himself through. Of course, he wasn't able to and wound up getting squished between the closing doors. He's screaming and hollering and twisting about ... and I'm giving him the blankest stare ever. To which he says, "Too over-the-top with the screaming, huh?" as the doors open and he walks into the elevator. Um, yeah, jerk. First of all, I guess it's not enough for you that you already only have 9 1/2 fingers, now you think it's high time you get mangled in an elevator. You could have just waited for the next one. Secondly, if you really were being squashed, there would be some blood coming out of some orifices, now wouldn't there? Jerk.

1 Comments:

At March 17, 2006 1:45 PM, Anonymous rachel said...

LMAO at "Too over-the-top with the screaming, huh?"

 

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