The Life of a Ladybug

live with intention. walk to the edge. listen hard. practice wellness. play with abandon. laugh. choose with no regret. continue to learn. appreciate your friends. do what you love. live as if this is all there is. -mary anne radmacher

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Trading Spouses

Um, Marguerite Perrin (or Margaret, or whatever your name is), I am also a Christian (although admittedly not from GOD's country, since you said Louisiana has claimed that title - I guess all us in Maryland are just headed straight for hell). I also don't believe in psychics and do believe there are demonic spirits in the world. I would hate to live in a house full of gargoyles, think astrology is bunk, and probably wouldn't attend a solstice party. But, you know what? You don't represent me. Why? First of all, you are quite obviously a lunatic. Secondly, your one front tooth needs a road map to find it's way to the other one. (Seriously, see a dentist.) Thirdly, you're mean to your daughter, Brooke, who seems to be a cool kid and is a heck of a dancer. Fourthly, it's pronounced "dark", not "dork", you freak. There was no call for you to behave in that manner. It's hard enough to live a truly Christian life every day and to try to be a good person. Did you really need to go on national television (maybe even international, I don't know) and give that image of Christianity to the world? Do you really think you won any souls for CHRIST??? At this point, I think even He's covering His eyes and shuddering in shame. And for you to use His Name to more than a little rudely scream for people to get the hell out of your house was beyond the beyond. If anybody on that show needs prayer, hon, I'm fairly sure it's you. And not a prayer for protection. A prayer for deliverance - from the mental issues that you so clearly have. And, once again . . . go see a dentist - IN JESUS' NAME, I PRAY!!!

5 Comments:

At November 10, 2005 3:42 PM, Anonymous nicole said...

didn't you love how FOX spanked her in the end by saying how the money was to be spent... and then saying upon further reflection, she decided to take the money. that's right you cow... take that dark-sided money to get your gastric bypass.

she was a fruitcake. myles dad's business is in ponchatula. he's going to ask if there has been anything in the news about her. what a nut.

 
At November 10, 2005 5:15 PM, Blogger Saidah said...

Oh crap, not another wacko from Louisiana making us all look bad. It's bad enough to we have to live down Britney Spears.

I swear all Louisiana people are not like this.

 
At November 14, 2005 10:58 AM, Anonymous PhillyPhile said...

OMG. I saw a clip of the show on VH1's Best Week Ever. So funny.

 
At November 15, 2005 9:11 AM, Anonymous koz said...

Toya, I have to thank you for no weight comments. Not that I expected any. But, still. It would've been easy to do.

And, yeah, the acceptance of the money at the end - perfect. Now you've lived up to every hypocritical Xian image I can think of.

 
At November 15, 2005 10:03 AM, Blogger Toya said...

Yeah, Koz, that was ridiculous. How could she claim that she didn't want any of the "tainted" money, but still take the money after finding out that the lady had allocated it to have her gastric bypass? Hypocrite.

Of course, the fact that she looks like Mrs. Crabtree from South Park isn't helping her any at all.

 

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